Thursday, November 10, 2005
Ezra's Apartment

Ever see Joe's Apartment? It was the first MTV movie. I saw it during my Beavis and Butthead phase (which ended, uh, earlier tonight). In between periods of blinding frustration, I patiently search through craig's list for the magical 1 bedroom apartment, next to the subway, in a safe neighhorhood, that I can afford. I will not find this apartment. If I get lucky, I'll find someone who will let me sleep on their floor for $600 a week.

More likely, I'll end up living in a place that looks like this:


That spiderman poster is kinda sweet. It'd go great next to my Mallrat's poster. Who needs an apartment though, really? My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free."

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