Monday, November 14, 2005 "I have a BA." ... "So?" Want to know what your bachelor's degree in who-the-fuck-cares will get you at Barnes and Noble? "I see that you requested $8.50 an hour," the manager told me over the phone. "I can't get you that, but because of your degree I can bypass the system and give you 8.00 an hour." The base salary is $7.50. My degree allows her to bypass the system for .50 cents more an hour. My zipper can hardly contain my excitement. posted by ezruh sellof at 10:39 PM 3 comments |
hey man, I only got the $7.50. They have such high turnover, it truly is bullshoot.
Sorry boss =(
I get free French fries and I was cum laude, bro. The world is an evil place, an evil place.
i defintely wasn't cum laude. i don't think I would have qualified for a high school honor roll.
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