Saturday, July 29, 2006
break from the uptight fiction...

I really want to start a fire.

Five weird opinions a la Sarah, who is dope, didn't you know?

1. Mission Impossible 3 is exactly what it should be. Shit blew up, Keri Russel fired a gun. That crazy fucker Tom Cruise did things against all of Newton's laws and Murphy's law. Swing down 50 flights and NOT crack your spine? Yer shitting me! But was it entertaining? Hell yes. I mean, shit blew up. boom.

2. Portland is not as cool as you think it is. Last call is at 2, there are NO good pizza places, the sidewalks roll up most nights of the week around 10, and it doesn't have a subway (something about being in the middle of some volcanos). I'm not talking shit, I'm just leveling with you people. Accept it for what it is.

3. I should be drunk right now. Less of an opinion more of a wish.

4. Velocity Girl is the worst band with the best name. I've been trying to like them since early college, but I can't do it. Her voice is irritating, the songs are kinda lame, and there's nothing outwardly captivating about their music. But that name! Velocity Girl, it's got movement to it. Some umph. Their music: no umph.

5. People who think Ok Computer isn't one of the five best albums of the 1990s are categorically wrong. There is no need to lay out my argument...the world is round, the sun is the center of our universe, and Radiohead made an album as close to perfect as possible (even filter happier, for what it was, wasn't that bad.

We'll return to irregular updates whenever I put words to paper again. TIll then, go listen to dope tunes at Blitzen Trapper's Myspace. This band renews my faith in the power of music to make your life better. My cup runeth over.

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